Showing posts with label washed up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label washed up. Show all posts

Dec 5, 2007

Here's a guy (who's annoying)...

The summer after freshman year - 2003, I think - I was working a labor job at a concrete plant. One morning on the old B94 (when it was actually good), John Madden is just cutting the place up. Next thing I know, Al Pacino has the room in stitches. Little did I know, neither of these celebrities were present in B94's Greentree studios, it was impressionist Frank Caliendo.



After work, I hit up Limewire and downloaded the first Caliendo bit I could find, a half hour riot from the O&A show in 2001. I made all my friends listen, told everyone I knew about him, and for the next year or so we laughed over a virtually unlimited supply of Brett Favre jokes.

Fast-forward 4-1/2 years, and Caliendo is nothing more than a one-hit wonder, someone who cashed in on his rising celebrity and now has his own show, 'FrankTV', on TBS. You can hardly fault the guy for trying. Many times, 'making it' as a comedian comes when a network calls upon you to deliver your very own show, ie Seinfeld or Newhart. Some shine, some crap the bed, it just depends.

As it turns out, Caliendo can't act or write a funny sketch ... all he can do are voices. Shouldn't we have seen this coming? The biggest abomination is when he tries to dress up like his characters. A short, fat guy w/ a round face hardly makes Pacino, DeNiro or Michael Richards the least bit funny. Voice is Caliendo's money maker, not his butterball appearance.

His cause was not helped by the seemingly endless parade (or charade) of ads we saw during the baseball playoffs. As we know, overexposure kills. Go on the DVE Morning Show, hit up Bob and Tom, but please, get off my TV.