Jan 9, 2008

Clemens Seen at Local Restaurant


SAXONBURG -- Major League Baseball's Roger Clemens exited Hotel Saxonburg on Tuesday after a light lunch of salad, crab cakes, and human growth hormone.

The Yankee's hurler has been mired in steroid allegations stemming from December's Mitchell Report. "Regardless of what's going on in my life right now, the Hotel has always been a favorite eatery of mine, and that won't change," Clemens said.

Hotel owner Mrs. Gentile has searched for a way to replace the clientèle lost after her husband, the beloved Fred Gentile, passed away a couple years ago.

"We're doing whatever we can. If that means catering to the needs of a washed up, sell-out cheat, then that's what it means," Gentile said.

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